Sexual Fascinations

Why are we obsessed with sex? It’s about the pleasure we feel when the act is or has been performed. Not only before and during but after. It amazes me everyday just how much and many things we see, hear and do are related to or can be paralleled to sex, a  sexual term, act or thought.

As I was surfing the net I came across two words that were talked about on the George Lopez, Lopez tonight show.  I found that both words were being highly searched out on the net.

Necrophilia….

All I could think of at the time was Necromongers they are a race of biological  humans that  are a militaristic theocracy led by a military religious ruler known as the Si.pan.

They practice a religion known as Necroism. The primary belief of this religion is that the line dividing life from death is a deception imposed upon the human race by alien races masquerading as gods with the intent of enslaving all humans. This revelation was brought about by the discovery of ancient stone tablets that outline in precise detail that man was created to do the works of those that created them.

The ultimate destination for the Necromongers is a place called the Underverse, which is described as another universe in which life is cherished and even the dead are brought back to life. The Underverse is both the afterlife of the Necromongers and the future of the people arrived at through a two-step process:

1. The elimination of the curse of human decay and aging.
2. The reanimation of the dead.

Entrance to the Underverse is restricted to those who follow the Necromonger religion; those that refuse to bow to other races or otherwise worship anything, human, alien, alive, or dead. For the Necromongers, any form of worship is an abomination.

This was from the movie, “The Chronicles of Riddick“, with Vin Diesel, I just love him!

However even though this was not the true definition of necrophilia there is a parallel thread death.

Necrophilia ~ an erotic attraction to corpses

A necromonger could be a necrophilia, huh.

Hear George talk about necrophilia @ 5:10 in clip

He also speaks of a happy ending. Now I am old and must be very naive cause all I have ever known about a happy ending was in the fairytale stories or Chinese food. Oh sorry that’s happy family, oops!

Happy ending is a term used when males go to a massage/spa house and receive the massage on the genitals

Well George took the show to the streets and asked passers-by very interesting thought provoking questions and happy ending was on of them.

Hear about the happy ending @ 1:46 minute into the video clip.

Both of these terms were highly searched for on Google
Necrophilia was #2 @ 8AM EST and Happy Ending #38. We do know that these statistics do change minute to minute but I anticipate that all day today these will show up high on the searches.

Yesterday was the premier show for Lopez tonight with George Lopez and I do like George however I felt a bit slighted. Maybe he is saving the his special talents for subsequent shows but your first show has to be an attention getter and to grab your audience. I was a bit surprised that he didn’t come out stronger with his stand up act. I kept feeling that it was soon to come but it never did.

The guest were great and kept my attention and maybe that is the main focus. I will watch a few more times to see if this is the case. I am sure that the big wigs are watching the reviews and will tweak what they need to.

When someone in the audience asked Kobe Bryant why he doesn’t tweet on Twitter.

He said he doesn’t know what Twitter is while he was sporting his new Black Mamba Watch.  George could of chimed in and impromptu announcement contest to find someone to work with Kobe on Twitter. That is what people tune into for the unexpected.

At 0:46 seconds  into the  video clip

One thing is for sure he does have an audience so much that if he tells people to do something they will. As proof of necrophilia and happy ending being #2 and #38 on Google search.

Good luck George and we hope that you will have a happy ending, lol!

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A Shaq Slap!

Shaquille O’neal will loose his special deputy badge due to an inappropriate language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, said he is not having that at all. He wouldn’t expect any of his deputies to conduct themselves with such behavior and will not tolerate this type of racial conduct. He wants both of Shaq’s badges back.

Shaq gets slapped by sheriff for rap about Bryant

“I was freestyling. That’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever,” O’Neal told ESPN.com Monday. Well Sheriff Joe Arpaio said you can be free.

What I think….being a role model should mean something in this day and age, when there are far and few in between.  When a person has positioned themselves in a  public office to be a public servant, the public is expects a certain behavior to be above the rest. That is all!